wtf mandarin - Beginner Conversational Chinese

$19.70 $8.43 CAD

Speak real, street-smart Mandarin in 4 hours using the Chinglish bridge that turns English into confident Chinese fast.

No rote tests, just watch-try-flaunt lessons that get you talking, laughing, and being understood by native speakers today.

Built on John Carlton’s “big promise + proof + reason why,” this course cuts fluff and delivers phrases you will actually use in taxis, cafés, markets, meetings, and dates.

Our Chinglish method connects what you already know to what you need to say, so your mouth moves before self-doubt can stop you from speaking Chinese.

  • Authority: Founder Liam learned from zero in 3 years, then built the course he wished he had, with elegant native coaches Nicole and Pinky guiding every step.
  • Social proof: Hundreds of Shanghai learners crossed the Chinglish bridge, with five-star stories like Jimmy ordering 啤酒 and chatting culture with confidence.
  • Commitment: Short, finish-able lessons create quick wins; stick with the plan and you will hold real conversations using 100% Chinese after the core modules.
  • Reciprocity: You get in-classroom videos, street demos, and downloadable “try files” so you can practice anywhere and hear immediate improvement.
  • Liking: Friendly “wtf = watch-try-flaunt” vibe makes every lesson feel doable, playful, and proud—then you flaunt it to friends and communities.
  • Scarcity: Use code LANGADVANCE20 for 20% off right now; discounts change without notice and this savings disappears when the clock runs out.
  • Real-life first: Not for exams or memorization drills; we build fluent reflexes, not flashcards, so you can survive, thrive, and banter in actual China.
  • Street-tested: Watch Liam and students use each lesson outdoors in China, then copy the exact lines and gestures that natives instantly understand.
  • Stacked learning: We never start from zero each time; every lesson builds on the last so your Chinese compounds quickly instead of leaking away.
  • Cultural insight: Learn phrases with context and perspective, so your tone, timing, and humor land naturally and conversations flow both ways.
  • Skip smart: Already did our Survival Course? Jump straight to Lesson 11 “dànshì them buts!” and power up without repeating the same blocks.
  • Business and travel: Handle greetings, food, rides, payments, numbers, and small talk that open doors for work, deals, trips, and romance.
  • Confidence loop: Hear it, say it, get a smile, feel the win; that reaction fuels the next line, and momentum snowballs into real fluency faster.
  • No overwhelm: Plain-English explanations map directly to Chinese patterns, so grammar stops being scary and starts being a simple template.
  • Top product benefits: Rapid speaking ability, culture-aware phrases, downloadable practice audio, real-world demos, and a repeatable system you can trust.
  • Risk reversal: Try it for 30 days with a full refund guarantee, because you should only pay for skills that show up the next time you say 你好.

Imagine ordering lunch, hailing rides, and joking with locals using only Chinese; that is the practical win this course delivers in record time.

Join the friendly cohort that actually speaks, not studies; enroll now, claim LANGADVANCE20 for 20% off, and start flaunting real Mandarin today.

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